I Wish The Zombie Apocalypse Would Really Happen

In the glorious words of Tool,

 

"Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit

Three ring... circus... sideshow..."

 

Amen!

 

Daily activities show me just how much bullshit is truly present in the world. People are tools...disgusting byproducts of society. We are not a real society, where humans group together for survival. We are selfish, materialistic, power hungry individuals - fighting against eachother, rather than FOR eachother.  This is why I wish for a zombie apocalypse every day. Our brains have already been poisoned by modern life and greed - why not just go all the way and poison them so badly that we all desire to feast on human flesh. It certainly would weed out the weak and stupid.





All you nerdy whimps with BIG brains...start working on your CARDIO! We need you to survive this!






Just a bit of my insight for the day. Please zombies, bring it on. How many of you are reading this while stuffed into an office cubicle, completing mundane tasks for a control-freak with one tenth of your brain power? How many of you wish for some type of apocalypse every day? If, for no other reason than a beautiful distraction...something to break up the monotony of this same crap we are constantly doomed to wander through.  Perhaps the zombie apocalypse has already begun - look around...